Мне только что пришло в голову, что практически во всех пиратских песнях можно поменять слово "pirate" на "Time Lord".
При этом не пострадают ни рифма, ни размер, ни смысл.
A Time Lord I was meant to be:
Trim the sails and roam the sea!
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Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a Time Lord is alright to be,
Do what you want ‘cause a Time Lord is free,
You are a Time Lord!
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We are the Time Lords who don't do anything
We just sit at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We're gonna tell you: 'we don't do anything!'
При этом не пострадают ни рифма, ни размер, ни смысл.

A Time Lord I was meant to be:
Trim the sails and roam the sea!
---------------------
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a Time Lord is alright to be,
Do what you want ‘cause a Time Lord is free,
You are a Time Lord!
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We are the Time Lords who don't do anything
We just sit at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We're gonna tell you: 'we don't do anything!'